{"product_id":"please-dont-read-the-footnotes-please-emma-press-childrens-fiction-books","title":"Please Don't Read The Footnotes Please","description":"\u003cp\u003eA middle-grade book breaking all the rules, inviting readers to zig-zag across the page between the funny stories and the footnotes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTraditionally, once a book is published, the author’s role is over.* The book belongs to the reader after that, and it’s up to you to decide what the stories are about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRob Walton is having none of it. He has insisted on popping up throughout this book with further thoughts and facts.** We, the publishers, recommend that you ignore his nonsense and focus exclusively on the stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd what stories they are! If you like horses, chocolate and time capsules, or have a passing interest in libraries, supply teachers and Lincolnshire, this is absolutely the book for you. Well done for finding it, and we hope you enjoy it very much. Just remember: don’t read the footnotes!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* As far as the text is concerned, anyway. We of course insist on them doing tv appearances, red carpets etc, to promote the book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e** All incredibly true and triple-checked with various sources.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Featherheart Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48140312838368,"sku":"9781915628367","price":2990.0,"currency_code":"JPY","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/4987\/2096\/files\/9781915628367.jpg?v=1763450779","url":"https:\/\/featherheartbooks.com\/products\/please-dont-read-the-footnotes-please-emma-press-childrens-fiction-books","provider":"Featherheart Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}